Introducing: JOURNEYERS

~ announcing my debut novels, Journeyers: Book One & Two, an epic fantasy adventure through a magic forest.

How To Be A Gnome: An Impractical Guide

“GNOMES are supposed to inhabit deep and hidden caves — gnome man’s land, as you might say.”

my creative writing advice comes as a multi-part answer to the simple question: How do you write well?

~ a short story / Curb Your Enthusiasm fan fiction

Elon stepped out of Twitter headquarters to the sight of losers and sounds of yelping nonsense. Media parasites…

Everything I write about is a *polymerization* of … everything I experience.

Around a large table the shape of a trueform heart, seven fanged fops sat and bristled.

This was the last word the dentist ever spoke.

Sho walked to and from work everyday.

They say the one that brings the rain is the only one worth the worship.