Larry and The Lurker

~ a short story / Curb Your Enthusiasm fan fiction

The Haunting of Elon Musk

Elon stepped out of Twitter headquarters to the sight of losers and sounds of yelping nonsense. Media parasites…

Around a large table the shape of a trueform heart, seven fanged fops sat and bristled.

This was the last word the dentist ever spoke.

Bruce hunched across from his doctor.

Sho walked to and from work everyday.

They say the one that brings the rain is the only one worth the worship.

Jack controlled the rover with the practiced precision of a master gamer.

~ a poem about humanity

What a strange, stupid — hilarious — device to go to all this trouble for…